Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs can cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smell awful;
You might as well live.
- Dorothy Parker
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  1. Emerald WindowJuly 13, 2010 at 1:25 PM

    I think my grandmother channeled Dorothy Parker. She was so damned clever!
    Cenya

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