Homer: Every time I learn something new, a little of the old gets pushed outta my brain. Remember that time I took that wine making course and forgot how to drive?
Marge: You were drunk!
Homer: And how.
-- The Simpsons

Drunkeness is nothing but a voluntary madness.
-- Louis Seneca

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
-- Ernest Hemingway