I'm bad and I'm going to Hell, and I don't care. I'd rather be in Hell than anywhere you are.
-- April 6, 1928, William Faulkner

The hottest places in Hell are reserved for those who, in times of moral crisis, preserved their neutrality.
-- Dante Alihieri

The safest road to Hell is the gradual one - the gentle slope, soft underfoot, without sudden turnings, without milestones, without signposts.
-- C. S. Lewis, The Screwtape Letters

What fresh hell is this?
-- Dorothy Parker

It is good to have friends, even in Hell.
-- Spanish Proverb