I plan to have character one day. Great character. But if you want to be rich, you better get the money before the scruples set in.
-- Richard Fish, Ally McBeal

Renee: Snow White, Cinderella, all about gettin' a guy. Being saved by a guy. Today, it's Little Mermaid, Aladdin, Pocahantas. All about getting a guy.
Ally: So basically, we're screwed up because of...
Renee: Disney.
--Ally McBeal

Problem is just a bleak word for challenge.
-- Richard Fish, Ally McBeal

Remember, when you're with me, it's the only time you're not the strangest person in the room. So go ahead, get weird with me.
-- Ally, Ally McBeal

When guys are persistant, it's romantic, they make movies about that. If it's a woman, then they cast Glenn Close.

-- Ally, Ally McBeal

Everybody's alone. It's just easier to take in a relationship.
-- Richard Fish, Ally McBeal