You have to be careful, I've come to realize.  Once in a hotel in New York, I met this receptionist who was just... mindbogglingly dense. You have one of those conversations where you really think the universe is sort of bending around you, it's so stupid.
     -- Douglas Adams

"Look," said Arthur, "would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now?"
-- Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I intended to be.
-- Douglas Adams