If you don't make mistakes, you aren't really trying.
     -- Coleman Hawkings

People fear death even more than pain.  It's strange that they fear death. Life hurts a lot more than death.  At the point of death, the pain is over.
    -- Jim Morrison

I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat.
     -- Rebecca West

You have to be careful, I've come to realize.  Once in a hotel in New York, I met this receptionist who was just... mindbogglingly dense. You have one of those conversations where you really think the universe is sort of bending around you, it's so stupid.
     -- Douglas Adams