The difference between our decadence and the Russians' is that while theirs is brutal, ours is apathetic.
-- James Thurber, 1961

There can't be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
-- Henry Kissinger

Hope is the only universal liar who never loses his reputation for veracity.
-- Robert Ingersoll

Show me a good loser, and I'll show you a loser.
-- Paul Newman

Renee: Snow White, Cinderella, all about gettin' a guy. Being saved by a guy. Today, it's Little Mermaid, Aladdin, Pocahantas. All about getting a guy.
Ally: So basically, we're screwed up because of...
Renee: Disney.
--Ally McBeal

Problem is just a bleak word for challenge.
-- Richard Fish, Ally McBeal

Remember, when you're with me, it's the only time you're not the strangest person in the room. So go ahead, get weird with me.
-- Ally, Ally McBeal

When guys are persistant, it's romantic, they make movies about that. If it's a woman, then they cast Glenn Close.

-- Ally, Ally McBeal

Everybody's alone. It's just easier to take in a relationship.
-- Richard Fish, Ally McBeal

He's so cheesy, I can't watch him without crackers.
-- Reality Bites

Water for oxen, wine for kings.
-- Spanish proverb

The authority of any governing institution must stop at its citizens' skin.
--Gloria Steinem

There is no agony like bearing an untold story inside of you.
-- Maya Angelou

The dreams of youth are the regrets of maturity.
-- Legend