Anti-wrinkle cream there may be, but anti-fat bastard cream there is not.
-- Dave, The Full Monty

No poems can please for long or live that are written by water-drinkers.
-- Horace

The most important thing, darling, is to live a fabulous life. As long as it is fabulous, I don't care how long it is.
--Freddie Mercury

When I get a little money, I buy glass; and if any is left I buy food and clothes.
-- me

When I get a little money, I buy books; and if any is left I buy food and clothes.
-- Desiderius Erasmus

Do not base your joy upon the deeds of others, for what is given can be taken away.
-- unkown