Suicide is man's way of telling God, "You can't fire me. I quit."
-- Bill Maher

You cannot hate other people without hating yourself.
-- Oprah

Take away the right to say -fuck-, and you take away the right to say -fuck the government-.
-- Lenny Bruce

Only the supressed word is dangerous.
-- Ludwig Berne

If you can't annoy somebody, there's little point in writing.
-- Kingsley Amis

Poor is the man whose pleasure depend on the permission of another.
-- Madonna

Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers.
-- Voltaire

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt

A "no" uttered from the deepest conviction is better and greater than a "yes" merely uttered to to please, or what is worse, to avoid trouble.
-- Mahatma Gandhi

The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
-- Gloria Leonard

Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what's right.
-- Isaac Asimov

Fear is the main source of superstition and one of the main sources of cruelty. To conquer fear is the beginning of wisdom.
-- Bertrand Russell

People who bite the hand that feeds them usually lick the boot that kicks them.
-- Eric Hoffer

The opposite of bravery is not cowardice but conformity.
-- Robert Anthony

The worst sin toward our fellow creatures is not to hate them, but to be indifferent to them; that's the essence of inhumanity.
-- George Bernard Shaw

Hope in reality is the worst ofall evils, because it prolongs the torments of man.
-- Friedrich Nietsche

One of my shortcomings is that I can't predict the future.
-- Lars Ulrich

Nothing spoils fun like finding out it builds character.
-- Calvin and Hobbes

Running away will never make you free.
-- Kenny Loggins, I'm Free

Gonzo: I had that dream again.
Rizzo: You mean the one with the dwarf, the goat and the peanut butter?
Gonzo: Uh, no.
-- Muppets from Space

Better to die once and for all, than to live in continual terror.
-- Aesop

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather we should thank God that such men lived.
-- General George S. Patton, Jr.